Righty Tighty

I called my dear husband from the Botanic Garden shortly after I'd gotten there. I had forgotten to turn off the soaker hose.
"Can you please turn off my soaker hose?"
"In the garden!"
"Where in the garden, downstairs?"
"Yes, that's where the garden is."
"How do you do it?"
"Just turn the knob to the right"
"Is it on?
"Yes, of course it's on... that's why I'm calling"