I swear I'm going to start a garden clothing company


There isn't anything good out there. I'm happy with the wind-deadening, vintage shearling coat I got at the thrift store but it really leads me nowhere in a complimentary boot option!
No one makes anything cute. Everything makes me look like a baked potato on legs. Bigger than I really am, yes, I have lost 15 pounds... thank you!
I'm going to have to start sewing.