Scariest nursery web site EVER!

Ok, I have frequently used the term "hortiporn" to descibe a catalog with enhanced colors and slick pages that is really too good to be true... Think Terra Nova!

But this is like, underaged half naked kids in front of nursery stock and it's just too odd that there's no explanation at all why there's a woman with a cigarette in front of a magnolia or a woman in a purple leotard with a brugmansia between her legs... it's just too weird.

I like my garden dirty... but c'mon...