I never thought I'd be a garden blogger for mostly other garden bloggers. Not that I have an issue with that, I friggin' love it. You guys have my back, you garden blogging mafia, you. It just wasn't what I had originally set out to do. Like I really ever had "goals" or set out to "acheive" anything! Ha!
Actually my first KmA! mission statement was "Piss off garden bloggers! Your gardening blog borrrrrres me!" I'm kidding. Totally. Like I ever had a mission statement? Ha!
ok. For the one person still reading...
I get really excited when I can appeal to someone outside of gardening and not turn them off with my botanic Latin geekiness or photos of my lolworms (I can haz leftovers? Srsly!). Not that I don't absolutely cherish you, dear garden blogger!
Recently a blog found me that has me in stitches and I just want to share it with you.
The Bearded Iris
Nothing to do with gardening. You should probably be over 21 and have good blood pressure before you jump on over there.
Iris makes me want to be funnier, louder, drunker and oddly...skinny...So now we know who to thank for all that when it happens...