The Christmas Tree has been Drinking (not me)



We easily got the most crooked tree ever. It has 2 big hairpin turns. But true to character, I felt sorry for it and decided to bring it home.

When I was in kintergarden, all the school kids in Illinois got to vote on the state animal. All the kids voted for the white-tailed deer so I voted for the woodchuck. I felt sorry for the woodchuck. The woodchuck got one vote and everybody wondered who the one kid dumb enough to vote for the woodchuck was.

The future owner of this tree...