Kiss My Aster: The Fragrance

I don't know why I'm thinking about dumb thing like th....hey! DUMB STUFF is what I do!!

Kiss My Aster: The Fragrance has a lavender heart with base notes of soil and WD40 and top notes of teatree, lead paint and strawberries.

It is packaged in a fine, old bottle and labeled "FISH EMULSION"....